The Sport of Sissy Hunting

Step 1: Put out the bait, pink and shiny things work best, and she will just have to try it on.
Step 2: Before she has a chance to put her shoes back on, subdue her and let her know she is your prize.
Step 3: Drag her to the road and waiting truck, hogtie her for travel
Step 4: Load her up, take home and enjoy. Or, if catch and release is your thing, use her then leave her on the side of the road